I’ve decided on a mandatory VS visit once every paycheck. At least for the next few. My delicates drawer needs a serious upgrade. Totally necessary.
- Me: Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.
- Crim: Your name is Toby.
- Me: Oh sweetheart, my name is whatever you want it to be.
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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
Wow! We’ve been taking more than double shots our whole lives then hahahaha. We some young alcoholics
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OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.
this kid gets points.
equality, you’re doing it right.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.
wow this .
thats the biggest slap in the face. PREACH IT.
i worship this kid, i really do.
♥
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Ugh.
Right now, you’re really fucking annoying. How is it that I wake up and am automatically pissed at you. Take a hint, shut up and leave me alone, asshole.
Hmmm
I always thought that you were the one taking advantage of me. Even if you didn’t see it that way. I stopped seeing it that way eventually.
But now I can’t help but feel like somehow…the tables have turned. Am I now taking advantage of you, given the present situation, with how things seem to have turned out? Now, not only am I clinging to what I shouldn’t, but I’m the one trying to call the shots and play this game out. But I’m out of place. And you don’t wanna play.
I don’t know if it would relieve me to know that this may be your way of getting back at me for before. Your own twisted, secret intention. But I know you don’t care enough to go that far, regardless of my wishful thinking.
And it’s nothing you’ve done. Or haven’t done, to be fair. It’s all on me. Now, you’re the one that won’t give in, which is what I should be doing. But I’m not. On that note alone…I’ve already lost more than what I ever feared losing before. That makes me a pathetic asshole, and I deserve it. I don’t know why you put up with me.
